What the What?

Sooooo, I peed my pants yesterday. And not while running either which is a frequent occurrence. Nope, I went for a walk while Mia was at ballet and because I'm trying so hard to drink my water to log into my FitBit, I rushed into the bathroom and squatted. Next thing I knew there was something warm running down my leg! I looked and the top of the toilet was down which caused the pee to splatter. YUK! Luckily I caught it before it got too bad. I wiped everything down with TP and called it a day. So I guess technically I didn't pee my pants, I peed my leg and the top of the toilet and the floor of a public bathroom...What the What?

My hot-mess contribution for today happened when a couple of the moms and I were working on a project for teacher appreciation. I kept looking out the window to see if the bus was here. Nope...went back to work. Looked again....nope....back to work. Looked again...see back of bus driving off...run to try and catch it...nope! So I got in the car and drove to the school. Right as I pulled in I got the call that the bus had driven by twice to no avail. What the What??? Mia was in the office waiting patiently and all was right with the world.

Except for the bus driver. She's not right with the world. Why in the heck did she not call me? The other guy used to all the time when I was one second late getting to the door! Ugh.

Grace. Grace. Good Lord, give me Grace!